Thursday, December 31, 2009

Deodorant Commercials

Ok, here is another thing that annoys me. What's with all these deodorant commercials showing guys wearing their deodorant, and then a bunch of girls appearing out of who know's where and jumping on them? It's very misleading! I've got news to all you guys out there who feel like trying this, IT WON'T WORK. Put on as much of the crap as you want, you walk outside and there won't be a single girl who jumps on you. You know why? Because nobody can smell deodorant! And I have proof that no one can smell it. Have you ever walked down the street and smelled an extremely provocative male? No you have not! Deodorant is made to cover up scent, not make a stronger scent. And axe commercials are the worst. Hell, axe even had the balls to make a commercial about a man who had women come into his bathroom simply to bathe him with axe shower soap!

Oh, axe commercials will someday cause an uproar of stinking, overweight males who are trying to force beautiful girls upon their smelly mass because they sprayed a little bit of axe on their pits. Its just not right to swell egos that really should'nt be swelled. And these commercials are only getting worse. Any day now, old spice will come out with a commercial that claims to cause six packs to suddenly appear on mens' abdomens.

Another problem with these commercials is that nobody ever says a single word in them! How am I supposed to figure out what you're selling if you don't make a noise except for a moan?! But no, instead we are left sitting on a couch, wondering what the hell that man is doing in the shower with those sexy chicks, until we realized it's another damn deodorant commercial!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Let Me Introduce Myself

Let me introduce myself to you. As far as you are concerned, my name is A. As I've come through this thing we call life, I have found quite a few things that just get on my nerves and annoy the hell out of me. Like donut holes! Who thought of that? If I pay you to make me a delicious, really thick pancake covered in cream, taking out the center won't make me feel better about the fat intake! Its insulting really. Its like Krispy Kremes is a double faced fiend, selling me a ball of dough for breakfast but then telling me to lose weight by taking a the center. Plus, the center could have been cream filled if it wasn't missing!

I'm tired of these stupid little quirks of society pushing me around and slowly raping my mind, so I've decided to push back. My blog may not be daily, or weekly, or on any time basis whatsoever, but damnit, its gonna fight back! So look back whenever you feel annoyed by a little quirk in order to let your inner rage out, and possibly have a good laugh. And feel free to email me of any annoyances you would like me to blog about, I would be glad to help a fellow pissed off citizen stop the mental beatdown they've been given. So without further ado, let the fight begin.